Be scared by more stuff, pay for more services! who are the real criminals?

Just got a call from RBC on “behalf” of The Royal Bank! WTF! A company masquerading as my bank “offering” (read selling) me a service to keep your money safe!
The gentleman started his shpeal by explaining identity theft is the everywhere and crooks are using peoples id to buy cars, houses electronics etc messing up your credit rating. “We offer a service that sends monthly reports so you you can keep an eye on your personal credit rating just in case my sin number, birth certificate etc… is stolen and used to get loads or store credit etc… I listened carefully and asked him how much this would cost me. He replied ” .. well sir after a 30 day free trial period if your not satisfied blah blah blah” I said “HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST ME?” he said “$17 a month.” $17 a month!!!!! I said “no thank you, you know who the real criminals are, you and all those corporations keeping people living in fear of EVERYTHING! You guys keep the masses so scared all the time that they willfully hand over their hard earned money every month to some unknown service that will tell me “Oh by the way here’s the report that shows you someone is messing up your credit”
No Thankyou!

Now im off to get my Flu shots, more car insurance, a gun, some antibactirial soap, buy more clothes, shoes, beer…. well i will get some beer, ooo and a big a s s gun just in case those comies invade!

Be strong people everything is not lost, despite what the mainstream media is telling you!

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